Let's talk about puberty!

This is SO fucked up it pleases me in a very weird way.

Making it feel like home

HOW TO HELP WITH HOMESICKNESS.

1. Buy a twelve-pack of Foster's from a corner shop.
2. Drink them all in a jiffy.
3. Spread the cans around your house so everywhere you look, you see empty beer cans.

4. Throw sand on the floor.
5. Turn the heater up. The hotter, the better.
6. Strip down to your boxers.

7. Lie on the couch, drunk, half-naked and sweating and sing 'I am Australian' as loud as you can.
8. Extra tip: play videos about kangaroos on Youtube.



I'm feeling better already!

About DEM GIRLS

So, I've been hanging out with these great girls from my class (our class has only two other blokes, the rest are sheilas lol)and we have talked literally about everything. Even some darker things, though we have known only for a week or so. And about all sort of girly stuff and all --

Today, while getting some coffee from a café, I had a conversation with Sara, who might be a little crush of mine.

Me: You girls are so open and all with me, it's really great, you know.
Sara: Yeah, you're not like the other guys in our school at all. We all like you so much!
Me: WHAT RLY? *getting all flustered*
Sara: You're like a brother to all of us! =)
My face:


A brother... man, there goes my chances. Love you, Finnish girls!

Win music!

I can't understand A WORD but I love Finnish music! What do you guys think?
Also, whoever asked about the Finnish girls... Crazy as horses, mates, but I love them :--) The girls in my school are super-weird and cute and lovely!

how to spot an Aussie

HOW TO SPOT AN AUSSIE IN YOUR TOWN
my inner clock is seriously confused. 

                                                                   also

WHY, ELLIS, WHY
I HATE YOU SOMETIMES

Finlaaaanndddddd

The first days in a Finnish school! I would say YAY if it wouldn't rain cats and dogs all the time.
(So I moved to Finland about a two weeks ago thnx for asking)

WELL, IT SUCKED LESS FOR STARTERS
and people walk upside down
so I'm having troubles with the gravity here
ok just kidding

my ultimate favourite creepypasta ;A;

Did you ever see one of those videos where you are asked to look for, or follow, a specific thing through out the video? Then, at the end, they reveal that as you were watching, something large and intrusive moved around in plain sight and you never even noticed it. It’s frightening how often that happens, like how I just moved from the doorway into your room as you read this.