tiistai 28. syyskuuta 2010

Let's talk about puberty!

This is SO fucked up it pleases me in a very weird way.

sunnuntai 26. syyskuuta 2010

Making it feel like home


1. Buy a twelve-pack of Foster's from a corner shop.
2. Drink them all in a jiffy.
3. Spread the cans around your house so everywhere you look, you see empty beer cans.

4. Throw sand on the floor.
5. Turn the heater up. The hotter, the better.
6. Strip down to your boxers.

7. Lie on the couch, drunk, half-naked and sweating and sing 'I am Australian' as loud as you can.
8. Extra tip: play videos about kangaroos on Youtube.

I'm feeling better already!

lauantai 25. syyskuuta 2010


So, I've been hanging out with these great girls from my class (our class has only two other blokes, the rest are sheilas lol)and we have talked literally about everything. Even some darker things, though we have known only for a week or so. And about all sort of girly stuff and all --

Today, while getting some coffee from a café, I had a conversation with Sara, who might be a little crush of mine.

Me: You girls are so open and all with me, it's really great, you know.
Sara: Yeah, you're not like the other guys in our school at all. We all like you so much!
Me: WHAT RLY? *getting all flustered*
Sara: You're like a brother to all of us! =)
My face:

A brother... man, there goes my chances. Love you, Finnish girls!

perjantai 24. syyskuuta 2010

Win music!

I can't understand A WORD but I love Finnish music! What do you guys think?
Also, whoever asked about the Finnish girls... Crazy as horses, mates, but I love them :--) The girls in my school are super-weird and cute and lovely!

torstai 23. syyskuuta 2010

how to spot an Aussie

my inner clock is seriously confused. 



keskiviikko 22. syyskuuta 2010


The first days in a Finnish school! I would say YAY if it wouldn't rain cats and dogs all the time.
(So I moved to Finland about a two weeks ago thnx for asking)

and people walk upside down
so I'm having troubles with the gravity here
ok just kidding

tiistai 21. syyskuuta 2010

my ultimate favourite creepypasta ;A;

Did you ever see one of those videos where you are asked to look for, or follow, a specific thing through out the video? Then, at the end, they reveal that as you were watching, something large and intrusive moved around in plain sight and you never even noticed it. It’s frightening how often that happens, like how I just moved from the doorway into your room as you read this.

maanantai 20. syyskuuta 2010

lolol random text here

I'm testing out my new photoshop by colouring pages of my diary. I like to draw myself because I am quite neat.


Monty Python - Storytime

This is one of the days when everything is mean as cat piss and goes right up to donkey's ass.

Then I decide to stay home and watch Monty Python. Can't go wrong with that!

sunnuntai 19. syyskuuta 2010


I just wanted to show my cats because I don't have anything better to do lol. I have noticed that every nerd and their grandmother have cats. I wonder why, they are sort of dicks.

Here's Ellis! He's only a few months old and obnoxious as hell.
He usually sleeps on my pillow, on the top of my head and purrs loudly all the night.
His favourite sport is to annoy the hell outta Nick, who ends up chasing him under my bed or such.

And this fellow is Nick, AKA Spy.
He likes to be alone and hardly shows any affection, but we all know that he's a big softie inside.
We call him Spy because he has awesome cloaking device... he has the ability to hide in the weirdest places.
He usually just beats Ellis around but sometimes they cuddle together. Fags.

So, do you guys have cats?


These Sundays will be the end of me------

Quite so. My big brother Sniper busted home FAR TOO EARLY for my tastes because he thinks I shouldn't sleep if he's awake. So, he woke me up so I could make him some risotto and talk about clouds.
Yes. Clouds.
As an army sniper, Sniper thinks that things that are vital to his survival in the wilderness - like CLOUD FORMATIONS and how fast a bullet can go are also a great things to talk about with your little sister. He has also filled our little apartment with magazines meant for snipers.
The day he brings his rifle here I'm going to shed a few tears.

I'm happy that he has been doing well in the army and he's respected as a soldier and a sniper but come on, I bet we could talk about something else than marching styles and cumulus clouds.

Also his girlfriend doesn't speak Australian and gets all confused when she talks to me lol

/end whine about my big brother

lauantai 18. syyskuuta 2010

ATLA the movie?

Anyone seen the Last Airbender? It aired here just a few days ago, so ---- should I watch it? What do you people think?

dagen efter

note to self: no more candy for me. I'm having a sweets-hangover and it's not very nice. Next time me and Sniper go to cinema, I'll be sure to eat just some nuts and maybe those goji berries.