sunnuntai 26. syyskuuta 2010

Making it feel like home

HOW TO HELP WITH HOMESICKNESS.

1. Buy a twelve-pack of Foster's from a corner shop.
2. Drink them all in a jiffy.
3. Spread the cans around your house so everywhere you look, you see empty beer cans.

4. Throw sand on the floor.
5. Turn the heater up. The hotter, the better.
6. Strip down to your boxers.

7. Lie on the couch, drunk, half-naked and sweating and sing 'I am Australian' as loud as you can.
8. Extra tip: play videos about kangaroos on Youtube.



I'm feeling better already!

15 kommenttia:

  1. Cool!
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    VastaaPoista
  2. In earthbound I always called my mom. That cures my homesickness!
    This is a super rad blog. I came rainbows just staring at it, you should check out mine. Its a blast of high octane action.

    VastaaPoista
  3. Hahahahaha no. I would find that way too much degrading as a human being xD

    VastaaPoista
  4. Awww it's good to know you're making yourself a virtual Australia over there :)

    Just to let you know, nothing has really changed here, it's still boring as always. However, I can relate to Aussie homesickness <3

    VastaaPoista
  5. Great post, showing some love, keep it up =)

    VastaaPoista